This is just to chew the fat, Jesus ain’t comin’ back
Resurrection, all that’s
Just a bunch o’ who-wee!
But the right wing keepin’ guns
Should they ever be attacked
By the left-wing Democrats, freaks me out fer sure…
We’re a union, all one bird, ain’t cha never heard?
Christian guns I confess, scare the saints half to death
Keep the angels out of breath,
More than Islam east or west:
Folks talkin’ civil war
Over dinner no less
‘Stead of sayin’ God bless, worry me all right–
I still dream at night, nonetheless
Messes with ma mind somethin’ terrible, hell yes.