Why Transgender People are Dangerous
Never you mind that roller coaster ride
It’s gravity’s got the really bad side
Yep, gravity, gravity, fixin’ ta git us all
You ken die tomorrow in a simple fall!
And it ain’t got nothin’ ta do with God
God takes you when he gives the call,
Why take the time ta stand up at all?
Gravity, gravity will git yah, you bet
God-damn gravity, it’s an evil threat!
“Hells bells, tarnation” say I to my wife
Best I lie down for the rest of my life!